Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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I was born.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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