Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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A man made a sandwich.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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