- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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