theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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Anti Joke

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