Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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