How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Trashcan!

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Samraj.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Mark Wilson

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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