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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Gays

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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