Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

a man walked into a bar ouch

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Knock knock Who's there Police

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

lipstick pig

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Give me thumbs up!

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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