A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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Trashcan!

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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