- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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