Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Gay's

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

the love boat

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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