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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Whats In My Trash? Bears

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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