- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

yes... that's the joke

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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