A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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