- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

squirrels with massive bonerss

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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