What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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Andy Carrol

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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