kieran scott has a huge back

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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TIMMAH!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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