- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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