why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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How old is your mom? Old.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Anti Joke

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