- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

No thank you, I don't like violence

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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