Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

why is john so fat years of over eating

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

whats brown and sticky? shit

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

why does column have a letter n?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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