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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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you and your family will die tonight

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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