Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Sac

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Religion.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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a potato flew around my room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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