Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

cliché rebecca black joke.

What's 9+10? 19

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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