What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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