What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

No thank you, I don't like violence

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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