- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Your mom.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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