Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Do you believe this will change?

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shut up iggy

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Loner.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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your going to die

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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