- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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