- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Vagina.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Flop dog

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

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