- Anti Joke

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.