How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

squirrels with massive bonerss

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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