- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Mormons having fun.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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