What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

girls lacrosse

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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