What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Poop swing

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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