Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Your mom.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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your mum

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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