a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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you are a åsshole :)

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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who ever is reading this....

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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