- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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