Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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You're*

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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bryden is a faggot

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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