Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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your mother

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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