A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Meow.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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