Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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acualy is dolan

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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