How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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