What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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