Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

Guess What! HI!

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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