Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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