knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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