What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

What is the meaning of life? 42

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Guess What! HI!

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Gays

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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