- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

Religion.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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