- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What you reading? reading?

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

elen degeneres is straight....

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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