- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Get in the car.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

hey

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Agent 47.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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