- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

this is not an anti joke

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

roses are red, violets are blue.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

A handicapp walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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