- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

what is a bracket? a bracket

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

You see how lame this is?

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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