A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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