Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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