- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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Penis.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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