- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

No thank you, I don't like violence

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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