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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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