Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

josh roberts got the d in geog

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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