Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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womens rights

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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You're welcome!

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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