try slamming a revolving door

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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