How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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