- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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