when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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i lost the game

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shut up iggy

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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