Dance is a sport

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Mark Wilson

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Darude- Sandstorm

im a dragon, no im not

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

TWIX PAUSE!

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

School

Whats better than 24? 25.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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