Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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im a dragon, no im not

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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School

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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