" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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A women in the kitchen.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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buttcrack thumbs up

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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