I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Homosexuals are gay.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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