- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

cancer

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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