What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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