ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

TWIX PAUSE!

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Mark Wilson

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Dance is a sport

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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