what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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