What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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GONNA

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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BOTTOM!!!

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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