Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

fack me in the ace! CC

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Cripples are lame.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

roses are red. violets are violet...

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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