- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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