- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

I'm a raging homosexual.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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