- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

roses are red. violets are violet...

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

full house

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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