What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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