Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Take off your shoes.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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Once upon a cross

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Cleveland winning something

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