what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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soccer

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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