Spotto

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Jersey Shore

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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what time is it? 3:16

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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