Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Romans rights.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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