- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

TWIX PAUSE!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

I killed someone today. :D

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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