there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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The Game.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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How come grilled cheese?

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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