What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

WNBA

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

homework

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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