What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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