A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Black Friday

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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