2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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