- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

canaan and mallory

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

FIONN'S LIFE

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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