- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

acualy is dolan

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Obama

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

banana

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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